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Friends Will Let You Down

from Welcome to Smugville by Tony Harries

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Friends are rationed in Smugville and it is only possible to talk to those who have been approved by the parish council in the use of unarmed enthusiasm!

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There’s a thing that I have found
Your friends will let you down
Never lend you money for a taxi downtown
Your friends will let you down
Never call
Think of you at all
Make you small
And they don’t recall (don't recall)
Terribly rude
Sometimes crude
Laugh at you
When you’re in the nude

There’s a things that I have found
You’re friends will let you down
Never bother to buy a round
Your friends will let you down
Just don’t look
When you’re on Facebook
Talking gobbledygook
About a meal you’ll cook (meal you'll cook)
Want to have their say
About how much you weigh
And their favourite book
Is Fifty Shades of Grey

Is depressing to report
That they never give support
Are they really just my sort
They’re as useful as a wart (or a scab)

Don’t bother looking all around
Your friends will let you down
Correct you when you misuse a noun
Your friends will let you down
It’s such a shame
Seem so lame
Say what became
Of Mr. What'shisname (Mr What'shisname)
Can’t remember you
Or the things you do
About as welcome
As a cold fondue

There’s a thing that I have found
Your friends will let you down
Make a joke and they start to frown
Your friends will let you down
They never care
They’re so unaware
Never admire
Your silk underwear (underwear)
Behave like brats
Treat you like a mat
Prefer a doggy
To a tabby cat
Like TV shows
About U.F.O’s
They always hate
The size of your nose
Think it’s devine
To drink the cheapest wine
Their favourite song
Is Fog on the Tyne

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from Welcome to Smugville, released June 17, 2018

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