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Office Party
02:53
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Hedonism at the office party
The Roman Empire had nothing on this
Sip of sherry and we've all gone hearty
Try for thigh and a drunken kiss.
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Thug in a Cocktail Dress
02:53
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With a cut glass voice that'll stop you dead
And the healthy glow of a set well-bred
Not a mark on her well-toned skin
That captures the light like porcelain
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Sartorial Socialist
03:01
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A sartorial socialist
Whose views you've chosen to dismiss
I'm smart at heart, just not a slob
Your views on me make you a snob.
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I met her on a river cruise
Between the bingo and the vat of booze
The moon reflected of her varicose veins
And her laughter sounded like clearing drains.
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Sultans of Surf
02:37
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Middle class kids at play
Take their holiday
To places by the sea
Where they pretend they're free
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The Suit
02:58
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Protects me when I take a stroll
I'm always out on fashion patrol
The Cut's the best and the people know
Made by the gnomes of Savile Row
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Hipster
03:54
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I like real ale but drink Dubonnet. Oh my life's a blast.
Read The Chap, life's ironic. Love a shipping forecast.
I'm Oscar lite, I'm Stephen dark. A word for every time
I tut so loud at what you're wearing. That tie's a fashion crime.
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Beautiful People
03:12
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Let me tell you all 'bout the beautiful people.
It's hard being pretty in an ugly world.
Hard drinking claret when they're all on lager,
And trying for the well-turned curl.
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Armchair Expert
03:39
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You want the answer when you watch a quiz
If he gets it wrong he's in such a tizz
It can't be true when he's not been called
His mouth runs free, but his brain's been walled.
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Big Fuhrer
03:14
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The General in charge of the awkward squad
Put a wall in the way, and act like they're God.
Think all the boys are hers to command
But they laugh at her back, and think she's so bland.
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Ugly Me
04:27
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Ugly me. Thoughts are rotten
Hair a mess and a face like a bottom
Ugly me. You need tequila
Or more lines from your cocaine dealer
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While others fight for beauty, you just fight to breathe
In this game of life, you've no cards up your sleeve.
As you see a mirror, you turn the other way.
That empty face reminds you, you've got nothing left to say.
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Nicotine Nellie
03:39
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Nellie and her nicotine
She smokes like a factory
Her clothes have a yellow sheen
Covered in nicotine.
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Life's Too Short
02:06
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Facebook God
Lord of Instagram
My opinions carry weight
I stick it to the man
Say what I think on my hate-filled blog
My fan-base is large
Two men and a dog
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Tony Harries UK
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